18th april 2004

criss.jpg

- You all set, hon?
- Sure, let's go, daddyo!
- You sure?
- Yup, go! Follow which way I'm pointing, just go!
- But . . . you're not wearing shoes.
- Talk about squaresville baby, hit the road!
- . . . and you forgot your pants. Lay off the solvents and drink some gingko tea, it'll help you with short-term memory loss.
- Listen, if I wanted a lecture I'dve gone to college. OK OK, I'll go in the house and look for my pants. And while I'm gone, try to figure out how to get this thing off of the kickstand.

comment